Tomorrow is April first, and if you feel like a fool, you're not alone. Here's a Tremendously Timely Top Ten list by my talented friend Scott Friedman. Scott is 1) a Motivational Humorist and past president of the National Speakers Association, and 2) SINGLE (Sorry Scott, your mom made me throw that in). Contact him for either #1 or #2: scott@funnyscott.com.
You know it’s an April Fools kind of year when…
10. Instead of keeping up with the Joneses, you drag them down to your level.
9. You’re now selling furniture for a living. Unfortunately, it is your own.
8. No need to worry about upgrading to Digital TV as all of your TVs have been repossessed.
7. Even your imaginary friend on Facebook won’t write back.
6. Your partner asks, “How much do we have in the bank?”
You respond, “Hmmm, let me shake it?”
5. You trade your stock portfolio for what’s behind Door #2.
4. Your seven course meal is now Rice-a-Roni and a six-pack.
3. Taking your honey on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
2. You join a bridge club. Your jump is scheduled for next Tuesday.
1. You wake up screaming and you haven’t even gone to bed yet.
