New Years Resolutions

I'm going green for my New Years Resolutions, and here's how:  I'm recycling the same resolutions I made last year! Then, whether I succeed or not, I've helped save the planet.

Not to brag, but I've been recycling resolutions for years (since before recycling was cool).  My biggest New Years Resolution is always the same: to get healthy and eat better. Every year, I vow to stay away from junk food, fast food, deep fried food...pretty much any food that tastes good.

I'm usually successful about half the time.

The problem is the other half the time...when I'm awake.